Fuego
Descended from Valhalla through the eye of a hurricane,
Fuego alighted on the sapphire tear of the Caribbean sea. A damsel imprisoned
in a nautilus shell had called him to earth by dreaming of
a man of dark
ale and fire. Fuego waged mighty battle with the demon pirate king that
had enslaved the tiny girl. With furious wrath, Fuego showered flaming
stars and lightning down upon the him. Defeated, the king became Fuego's
booking agent and the girl became his receptionist.
Rovo
Rovo was abducted from the shore of the Gulf of Mexico at the tender age of five. Caribbean pirates seized him while he was digging calms with his not so trusty dog Yeller. Whisked away to the Far East and sold into slavery it was soon discovered that Rovo had hidden talents. His skills convinced his captures that he would be better off with the Fighting Monks of Mongo. He was sent to live a train with them. At the monastery Rovo mastered many martial arts and after 30 long years returned home with nothing better to do.
Hathaway Jenn
Announcing the newest star in the firmament of fire! Our siren of flame, our fan dancer flambe.... The delicious, the nutritious Haaaathaway Jenn. Miss Jenn Hathaway of Albany NY will join the Pyros of the Caribbean on December 9th 2010.
The beautiful Jenn Hathaway will join us through April as the Pyro's sexy fire goddess. She's not just a pretty face folks; this girl has big talent and she has the moves to prove it.
Sandwich (on maternity leave)
Born of the illicit love of a sardine for a sea
monkey, Sandwich was swallowed by a sperm whale shortly after her birth.
Unable to read or write, she illustrated the conditions of her imprisonment
on cocktail napkins that she inserted into rum bottles then ejected through
the whale’s spout hoping for rescue. Many a passing pirate recovered
these pictograms, but unable to decipher the meaning, hung them on their
cabin walls.
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